In this short joke, a doctor has to decipher his patient’s bizarre symptoms.
Key vocab
病人 – bìng rén – patient
舒服 – shū fu – comfortable
身体 – shēn tǐ – body
疼 – téng – to hurt, painful
惊讶 – jīng yà – surprised
手指 – shǒu zhǐ – finger
碰 – pèng – to touch
肚子 – dù zi – stomach, belly
坏 – huài – broken, bad
一个人去看医生。
医生问他: “你哪里不舒服?”
病人说: “医生, 我的身体到处都疼!”
医生很惊讶: “到处都疼? 告诉我, 哪里疼?”
病人用手指碰了碰自己的头: “这里疼!”
然后他碰了碰自己的肚子: “这里也疼!”
他又碰了碰自己的腿: “这里也疼!”
医生想了想, 然后笑了。
他说: “我知道你的问题了! 你的身体没问题, 是你的手指坏了!”
A man went to see a doctor.
The doctor asked him: “Where do you feel discomfort?”
The patient said: “Doctor, my whole body hurts everywhere!”
The doctor was very surprised: “It hurts everywhere? Tell me, where does it hurt?”
The patient touched his head with his finger: “It hurts here!”
Then he touched his stomach: “It hurts here too!”
He touched his leg again: “It also hurts here!”
The doctor thought about it, then laughed.
He said: “I know your problem now! Your body is fine, it’s your finger that’s broken!”